Fashionably funny, the new Matchdaddy key fob features an easy-find clasp and brass safety whistle.
- Eggplant – Sorry I’m Late… I got caught in happy hour traffic
- Light Pink – Some days I wish I had more middle fingers
- Coral – I hope this is the final season of this shit show
- Beige – I finally got my shit together… now I can’t find it
- Hot Pink – When I die I want an open blouse funeral
- Orange – I feel sorry for people who don’t know me
- Yellow – I’m a ray of sunshine with scattered hot flashes